written by rez

Its getting close to the European elections and if the predictions are to be believed, the British National Party will probably win lots more seats in the European council.

I dont particularly care for getting into massive debate about Europe, Elections or the BNP but here are some paragraphs of thoughts i had anyway.

I choose to believe that a substantial reason for their increasing ‘popularity’ at the polling stations is a protest vote, and not a vindication of the BNPs policies. It symbolises the frustration, fear and hopelessness that many people in communities all over Britain are feeling – feelings that are historically-proven fertile recruiting grounds for the far-right mantra of segregation and hate. The ineptitude, incompetence and complete failure of the major political parties to address some of the issues that Britain is facing today, is categorically the single main reason for this resurgence of the extreme right.

If you haven’t heard all ready the BNP have a revolutionary plan this time round – they are going to blame brown people for everything. Particularly Muslims. What a ‘cunning swine’ of a policy!

I am fully aware that nowadays brown people with anything resembling a ‘muslim’ name are the western medias favourite post-coldwar enemy – we’re the bad guys in lots of Hollywood films, so it must be true. Some of us, if you’ve occasionally come across the likes of the Fox News channel, have hooks for hands, prefer our beards to be of the unkept and straggly variety, and all have incomprehnsible names beginning with Abdul. Our attire does not consist of trousers and shirts like the rest of Britain, instead we opt for baggy pyjamas that expose our ankles with matching ill-fitting top. We also like to drink tea and then place the tea-cozy on our head, before heading out to the mosque to plot high treason.

We have arranged marriages to our cousins who we immediately shroud in a Darth Vader outfit, replacing the helmet with yet more cloth and some spectacles. And then we make her walk 10 yards behind us everywhere we go, like a detached shadow. She then, with our help obviously, begins work on producing a pool of children on who we strive to indoctrinate the tenants of our ‘jihadist’ faith, as well as the art of mercilessly abusing the welfare system. We either drive taxis, work in restaurants or groom young white females for pimping for a living.

ANYway, I hope whatever happens, it becomes a catalyst for an honest, serious look at some of the underlying socio-economic issues, and some of the real concerns of ordinary people in Britain today. Followed by an attempt at solutions. And then let peace and love reign over these pleasant lands. And that one day very soon, I wake up and my mortgage has been mysteriously paid off.